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Review, Excerpt, Giveaway ~ Christmas Confessions & Cocktails by Vicki Lesage

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Christmas Confessions & Cocktails
By Vicki Lesage

Book Description:

American-turned-Parisian Vicki tells it like it is, from her crazy Christmases growing up in the Midwest to her even crazier holidays in her new home in France. Bizarre gifts, stomach-turning food, and holiday travel disasters are just some of the tales you’ll chuckle at in this installment of the Paris Confessions series.

This Christmas-themed memoir features 25 funny and heartwarming essays, all with a tenuous tie to Christmas, and pairs each with a delicious drink recipe. So grab your martini shaker and get ready for tasty cocktails and hearty laughs this holiday season!

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Review

This book is such a blast and some of the drink recipes she puts in here are marked for me to try later!!!

25 short stories that are quick reads but are oh so good! They range from hilarious to bittersweet and the writing is just wonderful.

This is the first time I have read anything by Vicki Lesage, but I will certainly be reading more from her in the future!

*I received a complimentary copy of the book in exchange for a fair and honest review.*

Five Stars

Excerpt

“Christmas is a few days away!” I said, giddy with excitement. “What kind of cookies do you want to leave out for Santa?”

Mika stared back at me blankly.

“You know… how we leave out milk and cookies for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve?”

Still no clue.

“I know Leo is a bit young but it’s an excuse for us to eat cookies!”

“Sorry,” he said, snapping out of it. “I was confused. In France we leave out carrots and water. For the reindeer.”

No wonder the French are so skinny.

If that was the tradition in the U.S., not only would we have less of an obesity problem, but I might not have ever figured out Santa wasn’t real.

Each Christmas, Stephen and I would faithfully set out cookies and milk, selecting different treats each year so that Santa wouldn’t get bored.

“Should we give him Oreos or Pitter Patters?” I asked my four-year-old brother one holiday season.

He pondered the question with the seriousness it deserved. “We got Oreos last year. What about Chips Ahoy? They’re the yummiest!”

“Yeah! Mommy, can you please buy Chips Ahoy for Santa?” I asked.

“Sure, honey.”

Except she didn’t. ’Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a Chips Ahoy was in sight, nor Nestle Tollhouse.

“Mommy, what’s this?” I asked, eyeing the plate of Fig Newtons set out next to a glass of water.

“I thought Santa might want something different this year. He’ll like it, you’ll see.”

Nobody liked Fig Newtons except Mom. And water? Who preferred water with cookies when you had the choice of milk? Except for Mom.

Wait a minute…

At six years old, I wasn’t 100% positive about my assumption. Plus, I didn’t want to sabotage my chance of getting gifts if there really was a Santa Claus. I decided to play along, just to be safe.

The next morning, bountiful presents were packed under the Christmas tree. Whew, Santa had come after all.

But then I discovered a second clue. “Mommy, Santa Claus has the same handwriting as you,” I said, pointing to a gift tag.

“What a coincidence!”

“And he liked Fig Newtons and water, just like you.”

“Well isn’t that funny!”

“Yes, that is funny.” I was on to her but didn’t want to ruin Stephen’s fun.

But he was on to her, too. “Wait a minute, Mommy. Are YOU Santa Claus?”

She was caught red-handed.

If only we had set out carrots and water for the “reindeer,” we kids would have never been the wiser. Because if there’s one thing Mom likes more than Fig Newtons (and one thing even more boring than Fig Newtons), it’s carrot sticks.

Giveaway

Who doesn’t love a Giveaway?
Vicki is giving away her book ‘Confessions of a Paris Party Girl’ below:

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Confessions of a Paris Party Girl

Book Description:

#1 Amazon Best Selling Author

When newly-single party girl Vicki moved to Paris, she was hoping to indulge in wine, stuff her face with croissants, and fall in love. It proved to be much more difficile than she’d imagined. In this laugh-out-loud memoir, this cheeky storyteller recounts the highs and lows of her life in the City of Light. Sassy and shamefully honest, Vicki makes you feel as if you’re right there in Paris stumbling along the cobblestones with her.

Will she find love? Will she learn to consume reasonable amounts of alcohol? Will the French administration ever cut her a break?

A funny memoir about coming of age and embarking on a new life in Paris. Part travel memoir, part love story, this collection of funny essays shows the humorous side of life, love, and drinking in Paris.

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About the Author:

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Vicki Lesage

Bio:

Amazon bestselling author Vicki Lesage proves daily that raising two French kids isn’t as easy as the hype lets on. In her three minutes of spare time per week, she writes, sips bubbly, and prepares for the impending zombie apocalypse. She lives in Paris with her French husband, rambunctious son, and charming daughter, all of whom mercifully don’t laugh when she says “au revoir.”

She penned the Paris Confessions series in between diaper changes and wine refills. She writes about the ups and downs of life in the City of Light at VickiLesage.com.

Find her here:

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Check out all the Tour Stops:

12.07.15

Review @ Corrine’s Garden
Review @ Hello…Chick Lit
Spotlight Post @ Lozza’s Book Corner
Guest Post by Vicki @ This Chick Reads

12.08.15

Review/Spotlight Post @ ChocolatePages
Spotlight Post @ Literary Chanteuse
Inteview with Vicki @ Judging More than just the Cover

12.09.15

Review @ Ali – The Dragon Slayer
Excerpt @ T&L Book Reviews
Interview with Vicki @ The Avid Readers Blog

12.10.15

Review/Excerpt @ Live, Laugh & Love Books
Review @ Writing Pearls
Spotlight @ One Book at a Time
Spotlight Post @ Chick Lit Central

12.11.15

Spotlight Post @ Denise Derrico
Review @ Serve Me Reviews
Guest Post @ It’s not all Gravy
Excerpt @ Art, Books & Coffee
Spotlight Post @ Around the World Books
Excerpt @ Book Groupies

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